Fricken-fracken-flacken-GRR!

I swear I have two of the most idiotic ex's of all time.

Of. All. Time.

How did I end up with two of them anyway? Whut tha fack.

In other news, Princess and Satin and becoming the best of friends. Satin lets her kiss her and put blankets on her and wheel her around in Princess' wheel-y suitcase. They like playing tag. It's too cute some days.

In other-other news, we're waking up at 6 AM tomorrow morning to go to Formosa. One of my mom's friends lives there so we're going for the long weekend. Apparently there's this "homecoming" something or other.

There's a dance and my mom's friend is a chaperone (honestly... chaperones? *snicker*) and my mom is tagging along. I'm stuck at their house with Nutbar and after she's asleep I have a mickey of Raspberry Sourpuss to enjoy.

Aaahhh... they have a trampoline. Drunk trampolining, anyone?

In more news, there's about a 70% chance that I'm going to Wonderland next weekend with Beau. All depends on Idiot and whether or not he's going to keep his word about visitation or change it again. I'd love to go off about him, but I'll keep that off the internet lol.

In more-more news, swimming goggles have magic powers. A friend of mine has parents with a pool. Last week it was really hot so she invited us to go swimming. Usually Princess doesn't like pools where she's can't touch the bottom where the water goes above her waist. We stuck some goggles on her and she was like a whole new kid. She bobbed up and down, kicked with her feet with me holding her belly, and even moved along the side of the pool a few feet. I was so proud!

Her father is supposed to be signing her up for swimming lessons soon (considering they start August 2nd) so I'm going to buy her some pink (they gotta be pink!) goggles for the magic swimming powers. I can't wait to see her swimming.

I'm being bugged for food and drink so I guess that's my cue to go.

Who ever said they need to be fed more than once a day anyway? xo

Fabulous.

Well, I just had a great weekend. Met a guy I'm interested in, spent the night at his house, met his two adorable kids, drove an ATV. Yup, greatness.

That ATV thing was so fun. I tagged along on the back first while Guy* (*not his actual name) raced around with his friends on their dirt bikes. Then he let me drive haha. I didn't run into anything *whew*

My back is super sore from rocking his baby to sleep lol. Well, he'll be 1 soon, but compared to my giant 4 year old, he's tiny. The cutest thing, too. Little sticky-outy ears and two top and two bottom teeth. When I ask for a high-five he smiles and ignores me lol.

The older one, he's 2, has quite the arm on him. He thinks it's funny to catch you surprisingly by throwing a ball at your face haha. Little bugger.

*pats tummy* Time to lose a few pounds and a few inches. Hopefully I get in the right frame of mind to stick to the workouts this time. Wish me luck, the 3 people that read this blog LOL.

Peace, love and something else. xo

Lordy.

I definitely just spent the entire day at my mom's, stuck in her air conditioned living room, in this 42 degree weather. *gag* I feel terrible for Princess, but I'm not having us die of heat stroke today.

I think tomorrow is supposed to be 2 degrees cooler, which hooray, but yuck. I'm over this heatwave.

I found a renewed love for Roller Coaster Tycoon today. I used to play it all the time. Only thing that sucks is you need the CD and it's my brother's game. Lame.

Saturday is only two days away! This time on Saturday I'll be in Guelph probably riding an ATV lol. I am excited.

Write later. xo

Whoops.

Seems I haven't posted in over a week. Oopsie.

It's been hot. And stressful lately. Stupid baby daddy drama.

I got a new phone today. Samsung Elevate. I lurve it. I posted my BlackBerry on Kijiji to sell and someone replied, and when the time came to come get it, she never showed. Which really annoys me. Like, if you're going to take the time to reply and make me find some stupid number then at least come get the damn phone. Seriously.

I can't wait until the heat of the summer goes away. I cannot stand humidity. At least my friend is letting me borrow her air conditioner. I'd probably die without it, no joke.

I got two new books today. Waking The Witch by Kelley Armstrong and Gone by Michael Grant. Mz Armstrong is one of my favourite authors. I was in Chapters today and my mom said Gone looks interesting, so I bought it lol. We'll see how it is.

I've mastered french braiding my own hair, yay! I don't know why, but I can't seem to do it as well on other people. Which is pretty annoying. At least I have Princess to practice on haha.

Adios. xo

What a morning.

My phone automatically turns on at 7, and if someone texts before that it comes up when the phone turns on. I texted them back and forth for maybe 15 minutes then went back to sleep.

I thought I had only slept a few minutes or so, because Princess always wakes me up to get her breakfast or whatever. This morning she hadn't turned the tv on, was just sitting quietly with her barbies.

I get another text at 8:30 from a friend saying she's on her way to pick Princess up. It was lucky I even looked at it because I thought it was Princess's dad. Anyway so I jump out of bed half awake and half blind cause I didn't grab my glasses, telling Princess she needs to hurry and get dressed.

My friend gets here and tells me she needs my booster seat, which is in my mom's van with her at work. I tell her so and she goes "Oh no, mine is in my husband's truck, looks like we'll have to skip today, sorry." and leaves.

I tell Princess to wait a minute while I get dressed, cause I was going to bus her there instead. She's going to this vacation bible school thing every morning this week from 9 - 12. I'm in the middle of getting dressed and my friend calls saying the extra booster was in the house, not the truck.

So here I am half naked with my mind all cluster-fucked. I'd been awake approx 5 minutes and was already getting ready to go out. My friend gets back and we get the car seat situation fixed. I have an appointment today at 2 so she said she'd just keep Princess at her house until I'm done.

I came back upstairs and went back to sleep. I've got a migraine this morning, well afternoon now, so my head hurts hella bad. Now I just need to finish getting dressed and get my ass out of bed and to this appointment.

Should be oodles of fun. xo