Fricken-fracken-flacken-GRR!

I swear I have two of the most idiotic ex's of all time.

Of. All. Time.

How did I end up with two of them anyway? Whut tha fack.

In other news, Princess and Satin and becoming the best of friends. Satin lets her kiss her and put blankets on her and wheel her around in Princess' wheel-y suitcase. They like playing tag. It's too cute some days.

In other-other news, we're waking up at 6 AM tomorrow morning to go to Formosa. One of my mom's friends lives there so we're going for the long weekend. Apparently there's this "homecoming" something or other.

There's a dance and my mom's friend is a chaperone (honestly... chaperones? *snicker*) and my mom is tagging along. I'm stuck at their house with Nutbar and after she's asleep I have a mickey of Raspberry Sourpuss to enjoy.

Aaahhh... they have a trampoline. Drunk trampolining, anyone?

In more news, there's about a 70% chance that I'm going to Wonderland next weekend with Beau. All depends on Idiot and whether or not he's going to keep his word about visitation or change it again. I'd love to go off about him, but I'll keep that off the internet lol.

In more-more news, swimming goggles have magic powers. A friend of mine has parents with a pool. Last week it was really hot so she invited us to go swimming. Usually Princess doesn't like pools where she's can't touch the bottom where the water goes above her waist. We stuck some goggles on her and she was like a whole new kid. She bobbed up and down, kicked with her feet with me holding her belly, and even moved along the side of the pool a few feet. I was so proud!

Her father is supposed to be signing her up for swimming lessons soon (considering they start August 2nd) so I'm going to buy her some pink (they gotta be pink!) goggles for the magic swimming powers. I can't wait to see her swimming.

I'm being bugged for food and drink so I guess that's my cue to go.

Who ever said they need to be fed more than once a day anyway? xo

Fabulous.

Well, I just had a great weekend. Met a guy I'm interested in, spent the night at his house, met his two adorable kids, drove an ATV. Yup, greatness.

That ATV thing was so fun. I tagged along on the back first while Guy* (*not his actual name) raced around with his friends on their dirt bikes. Then he let me drive haha. I didn't run into anything *whew*

My back is super sore from rocking his baby to sleep lol. Well, he'll be 1 soon, but compared to my giant 4 year old, he's tiny. The cutest thing, too. Little sticky-outy ears and two top and two bottom teeth. When I ask for a high-five he smiles and ignores me lol.

The older one, he's 2, has quite the arm on him. He thinks it's funny to catch you surprisingly by throwing a ball at your face haha. Little bugger.

*pats tummy* Time to lose a few pounds and a few inches. Hopefully I get in the right frame of mind to stick to the workouts this time. Wish me luck, the 3 people that read this blog LOL.

Peace, love and something else. xo